Brand New Unlocked Nokia N98 with GPS.

Here are the made up specs for this made up phone:
  7.2 mega pixel camera with Carl Zeiss lens
  5x optical zoom (20x with digital)
  3.5 inch touch screen
  integrated GPS receiver
  integrated TNT receiver
  Symbol S70 3rd edition
  3D graphics accelerator
  blue tooth
  WiFi (b,g,n)
  HSDPA
  video recording at 720×576 and 30fps
  Multimedia support
5x optical zoom made us laugh the hardest. It is not mentioned in this list but I'm sure the N98 will be able to handle microSD cards and have a battery that lasts 12 hours on a single charge.